Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th March 2004

Dilbert//5438, first published 22 years ago on Friday 5th March 2004

Tags

new boss goat head puts spell workers finish project sadistic fair witch as boss motivation

Official transcript

The New Boss "Maybe you'll be more motivated with a goat head."

"The spell won't go away until you finish your project."

"She's a big improvement over our last boss."

"She's sadistic, but she's fair."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEW BOSS MAYBE YOU'LL BE MORE MOTIVATED WITH A GOAT HEAD.

THE SPELL WON'T GO AWAY UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR PROJECT.

SHE'S A BIG IMPROVEMENT OVER OUR LAST BOSS.

SHE'S SADISTIC BUT SHE'S FAIR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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