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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th March 2004

Dilbert//5438, first published 22 years ago on Friday 5th March 2004


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new boss goat head puts spell workers finish project sadistic fair witch as boss motivation


Official transcript

The New Boss "Maybe you'll be more motivated with a goat head."

"The spell won't go away until you finish your project."

"She's a big improvement over our last boss."

"She's sadistic, but she's fair."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE NEW BOSS MAYBE YOU'LL BE MORE MOTIVATED WITH A GOAT HEAD.

THE SPELL WON'T GO AWAY UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR PROJECT.

SHE'S A BIG IMPROVEMENT OVER OUR LAST BOSS.

SHE'S SADISTIC BUT SHE'S FAIR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "The New Boss".

The comic strip depicts a witch casting a spell on a goat's head, which is then placed on the head of a new boss. The witch says, "Maybe you'll be more motivated with a goat head." The new boss is shown to be sadistic but fair, and the employees are concerned about her ability to motivate them. The spell is meant to last until the project is finished, but it is unclear whether it will be effective. Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using magic to solve workplace problems and the challenges of working with a new boss.

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