Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th March 2004

Dilbert//5446, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 13th March 2004

Tags

manipulate lying advice mayo clinic victim to source

Official transcript

"You can manipulate people by lying about what other people said."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CAN MANIPULATE PEOPLE BY LYING ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAID.

IF YOUR VICTIM GOES TO THE SOURCE AND DISCOVERS YOUR TREACHERY, SAY, "OF COURSE HE TELLS YOU THAT.

YOUR ADVICE DOESN'T SOUND HEALTHY.

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE MAYO CLINIC SAID. )

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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