Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th March 2004

Dilbert//5453, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 20th March 2004

Tags

existence reliability specs slow responder

Open source transcript

HEY, MO, DO YOU HAVE THE RELIABILITY SPECS FOR THE X4HB?

20 SECONDS LATER UH-OH, HE'S A SLOW RESPONDER. THE STARE IS CREEPING ME OUT.

GAAA!!! SAY SOMETHING! PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!!!

RESE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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