Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th March 2004

Dilbert//5452, first published 22 years ago on Friday 19th March 2004

Tags

gerbil marketing team cables engineering support

Official transcript

I moved the meeting to Tuesday. "I can't make it on Tuesday."

"Somehow I think the marketing team can survive one meeting without engineering support."

"We'll include a pet gerbil in every box. We'll just need to make sure it's in a sealed plastic bag so it won't chew on the cables."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MOVED THE MEETING TO TUESDAY.

I CAN'T MAKE IT ON TUES - DAY.

SOMEHOW I THINK THE MARKETING TEAM CAN SURVIVE ONE MEETING WITHOUT ENGINEERING SUPPORT.

WE'LL INCLUDE A PET GERBIL IN EVERY BOX.

WE JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE IT'S IN A SEALED PLASTIC BAG SO IT WON'T CHEW ON THE CABLES.

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