Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th March 2004

Dilbert//5457, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 24th March 2004

Tags

career day container cubicle bleak oppressiveness warp spine feel joy bochure kids school

Official transcript

Career Day

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAREER DAY WHEN YOU GROW UP YOULL BE PUT IN A CONTAINER CALLED A CUBICLE.

THE BLEAK OPPRESSIVENESS WILL WARP YOUR SPINE AND DESTROY YOUR CAPACITY TO FEEL JOY.

LUCKILY, YOU'LL HAVE A BOSS LIKE ME TO MOTIVATE YOU WITH SOMETHING CALLED FEAR.

MAY I SEE A BROCHURE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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