Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd March 2004

Dilbert//5456, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 23rd March 2004

Tags

speak at school sons school disguise bitterness punish son honored to speak

Official transcript

"Would you consider speaking at my son's school on career day?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU CONSIDER SPEAKING AT MY SON'S SCHOOL ON "CAREER DAY"?

I'D DO IT MYSELF BUT I CAN'T DISGUISE THE BITTERNESS AND DESPAIR THAT GNAW AT MY SOUL.

PLUS MY SON HAS BEEN BAD AND I TOLD HIM ID PUNISH HIM.

ID BE HONORED TO SPEAK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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