Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th March 2004

Dilbert//5459, first published 22 years ago on Friday 26th March 2004

Tags

rat meeting walls spot seat filler proedcest day career work out look at me now fired business

Official transcript

Wall is in the men's room. I've accepted a position as his seat filler.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY IS IN THE MEN'S ROOM. I'VE ACCEPTED A POSITION AS HIS SEAT FILLER.

THIS IS THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY LIFE. I NEVER IMAGINED THAT MY CAREER WOULD WORK OUT SO WELL.

I WANT TO SCREAM TO THE WORLD, "LOOK AT ME NOW!* FALSE ALARM.

YOU'RE FIRED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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