Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th March 2004

Dilbert//5460, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 27th March 2004

Tags

evil director human resources been excessed yoga move rageful comments hope for a hug business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources "Your position has been excessed, or as I prefer to say..."

"I will tear the flesh from your bones!"

"Phew! I love that yoga move."

"There is like, no hope for a hug, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES YOUR POSITION HAS BEEN EXCESSED, OR AS I PREFER TO SAY...

I WILL TEAR THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES!!!

PHEW!

I LOVE THAT YOGA MOVE!

THERE IS LIKE, NO HOPE FOR A HUG, RIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, engaging in a conversation with a human employee. The employee is seated at a desk, while Catbert sits across from them.

Key Points:

• Catbert expresses dissatisfaction with the employee's position, stating that it has been "excessed" or, as he prefers to say, "I will tear the flesh from your bones!!"
• The employee responds with enthusiasm, saying "Phew, I love that yoga move!"
• Catbert's response is a sarcastic comment about the lack of hope for a hug.

Overall:

The comic strip showcases Catbert's sarcastic and humorous approach to human resources, while also highlighting the employee's lighthearted and optimistic personality.

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