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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th March 2004

Dilbert//5460, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 27th March 2004


Tags

evil director human resources been excessed yoga move rageful comments hope for a hug business


Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources "Your position has been excessed, or as I prefer to say..."

"I will tear the flesh from your bones!"

"Phew! I love that yoga move."

"There is like, no hope for a hug, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES YOUR POSITION HAS BEEN EXCESSED, OR AS I PREFER TO SAY...

I WILL TEAR THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES!!!

PHEW!

I LOVE THAT YOGA MOVE!

THERE IS LIKE, NO HOPE FOR A HUG, RIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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