Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd April 2004

Dilbert//5467, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 3rd April 2004

Tags

picture n stapler personal items desktops exception eat paper parasite

Official transcript

"Do you mind if I put your picture on my stapler?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I PUT YOUR PICTURE ON MY STAPLER?

WELL, I DON'T ALLOW PERSONAL ITEMS ON DESKTOPS, BUT I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

EAT PAPER, YOU IGNORANT PARASITE! HA !!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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