Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd April 2004

Dilbert//5466, first published 22 years ago on Friday 2nd April 2004

Tags

measles secreatry sick son brought to work medical

Open source transcript

WHAT'S THAT THING?

IT'S MY SON.

HE COULDN'T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY.

TRAYLOR, GO SHAKE HANDS WITH THE POINTY-HAIRED MAN.

WHAT DOES HE HAVE?

I DON'T THINK IT HAS A NAME YET.

CHOMP

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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