Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th April 2004

Dilbert//5469, first published 22 years ago on Monday 5th April 2004

Tags

job application increase workload performance becomes average excel

Official transcript

Job Applicant

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

JOB APPLICANT HOW DO YOU REWARD YOUR TOP PERFORMERS?

I KEEP INCREASING THEIR WORKLOADS UNTIL THEIR PERFORMANCES BECOME AVERAGE.

SO... WHY WOULD ANYONE TRY TO EXCEL?

I USE ONLY THE FINEST MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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