Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th April 2004

Dilbert//5470, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 6th April 2004

Tags

no frills airline $23 run to destinations crazy stuff saliva

Official transcript

"I plan to start my own no-frill airline."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PLAN TO START MY OWN NO-FRILLS AIRLINE.

FOR ONLY $23, I'LL LET PEOPLE HOLD OUT THEIR ARMS AND RUN TO THEIR DESTINATIONS.

AND THEY WON'T BE ALLOWED TO EAT OR SWALLOW THEIR OWN SALIVA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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