Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th April 2004

Dilbert//5473, first published 22 years ago on Friday 9th April 2004

Tags

accounting system profitable manage randomlt claim success funding hug

Official transcript

"Our accounting system is so inaccurate that we don't know how profitable anything is."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR ACCOUNTING SYSTEM IS SO INACCURATE THAT WE DON'T KNOW HOW PROFITABLE ANYTHING IS.

IT'S SO BAD THAT YOU COULD MANAGE RANDOMLY AND CLAIM SUCCESS NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS.

I WAS LOOKING FOR FUNDING, NOT A HUG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I Was Looking for Funding, Not a Hug"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a meeting where an employee is seeking funding for a project.
• However, the company's accounting system is in disarray, making it impossible to determine profitability.
• The employee is frustrated and sarcastically requests a hug instead of funding, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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