Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th April 2004

Dilbert//5473, first published 22 years ago on Friday 9th April 2004

Tags

accounting system profitable manage randomlt claim success funding hug

Official transcript

"Our accounting system is so inaccurate that we don't know how profitable anything is."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR ACCOUNTING SYSTEM IS SO INACCURATE THAT WE DON'T KNOW HOW PROFITABLE ANYTHING IS.

IT'S SO BAD THAT YOU COULD MANAGE RANDOMLY AND CLAIM SUCCESS NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS.

I WAS LOOKING FOR FUNDING, NOT A HUG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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