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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th April 2004

Dilbert//5474, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 10th April 2004


Tags

vendor list excuses same excuses password palusible changed


Official transcript

"Wally, do you have the approved vendor list?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, DO YOU HAVE THE APPROVED VENDOR LIST?

IT'S ON THE NET. THE PASSWORD IS "WALLY." HMM... YOU ALWAYS SAY INFORMATION IS ON THE NET WHEN I KNOW IT'S NOT. YET, BY MENTIONING A PASSWORD, IT SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE.

SO... FIRST I'LL FIND OUT THAT THE PASSWORD HAS CHANGED.

THEN I'LL FIND OUT THAT THE LIST IS OUT OF DATE. WHAT AM I FORGETTING?

USER VAME

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