Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th April 2004

Dilbert//5476, first published 22 years ago on Monday 12th April 2004

Tags

tainted research skinny people bright light association of donught makers wheel chair man in bandages

Official transcript

"I'm starting a company that specializes in doing tainted research."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STARTING A COMPANY THAT SPECIALIZES IN DOING TAINTED RESEARCH.

THE ASSOCIATION OF DOUGHNUT MAKERS ASKED ME TO PROVE THAT SKINNY PEOPLE CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN.

DID YOU SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT BEFORE THE DOCTORS REVIVED YOU?

NO, WHY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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