Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th April 2004

Dilbert//5477, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 13th April 2004

Tags

poorly designed product ever been killed tainted research

Official transcript

"This is the Dogbert research company. Have you ever been killed by a poorly designed product?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS THE DOGBERT RESEARCH COMPANY.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KILLED BY A POORLY DESIGNED PRODUCT?

... NO?

MY TAINTED RESEARCH SHOWS THAT YOUR PRODUCTS HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE.

FOR AN EXTRA $ 50,000, I CAN CALL A SECOND PERSON.

I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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