Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th April 2004

Dilbert//5477, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 13th April 2004

Tags

poorly designed product ever been killed tainted research

Official transcript

"This is the Dogbert research company. Have you ever been killed by a poorly designed product?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS THE DOGBERT RESEARCH COMPANY.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KILLED BY A POORLY DESIGNED PRODUCT?

... NO?

MY TAINTED RESEARCH SHOWS THAT YOUR PRODUCTS HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE.

FOR AN EXTRA $ 50,000, I CAN CALL A SECOND PERSON.

I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tainted Research"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, in a meeting with his boss. The boss asks if Dilbert has ever killed anyone with a poorly designed product, to which Dilbert responds that his research shows no such incidents. The boss then offers a $50,000 bonus for Dilbert to call a second person, which Dilbert declines, stating he doesn't want to "jinx it."

Key Points:

• Dilbert is questioned about the safety of his products.
• His research indicates no fatalities.
• The boss offers a significant bonus for Dilbert to involve a second person.
• Dilbert declines, citing a desire to avoid jinxing the situation.

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