Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th April 2004

Dilbert//5478, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 14th April 2004

Tags

tainted research media clebrities blood environmental issues humor larry david hybrid car entertainment

Official transcript

"We need to get you on TV to publicize the tainted research I did."

"The media likes celebrities, blood, environmental issues and humor."

"Someone pushed a pointy-haired man in front of Larry David's car today."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO GET YOU ON TV TO PUBLICIZE THE TAINTED RESEARCH I DID.

THE MEDIA LIKE CELEBRITIES, BLOOD, ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES AND HUMOR.

SOMEONE PUSHED A POINTY-HAIRED MAN IN FRONT OF LARRY DAVID'S HYBRID CAR TODAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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