Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th April 2004

Dilbert//5482, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 18th April 2004

Tags

extreme makeover buisness dogbert rework a face plastic surgery scary human makeover ears antlers

Official transcript

"I'm going into the extreme makeover business."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING INTO THE EXTREME MAKEOVER BUSINESS.

I'M PLANNING TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

YOU'D LOOK GOOD WITH ANTLERS.

AND THE NOSE HAS TO GO.

GO!

YOUR TINY EARS ARE OUT OF PROPORTION.

THESE ARE EARS.

I'LL ALSO REARRANGE YOUR FAT SO YOU CAN'T SEE IT.

I'LL TOSS IN A FEW EXTRAS AFTER YOU'RE UNCONSCIOUS.

NO CHARGE.

GUESS HOW OLD I AM!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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