Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th April 2004

Dilbert//5483, first published 22 years ago on Monday 19th April 2004

Tags

real estate sell house agent doesn't know maybe moving fast control process escrow closes

Official transcript

"Maybe I should sell this house and get a newer one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAYBE I SHOULD SELL THIS HOUSE AND GET A NEWER ONE.

I'LL BE THE REAL ESTATE AGENT.

I SAID MAYBE.

A GOOD REAL ESTATE AGENT DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THAT WORD.

THINGS ARE MOVING TOO FAST! I'VE LOST CONTROL OF THE PROCESS!

PACK YOUR STUFF, WAFFLER.

ESCROW CLOSES IN TEN DAYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Real Estate Red Tape"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a green shirt, sitting at a table with a client. The client is a black and white dog, who is seeking to sell his house and purchase a newer one. However, the process is being hindered by the real estate agent, who is taking an excessive amount of time to complete the transaction.

The conversation between Dilbert and the client reveals the frustration and delay caused by the agent's slow pace. The client is growing increasingly impatient, while Dilbert is trying to explain the situation to him. The strip highlights the common issue of slow-moving real estate transactions and the importance of effective communication in such situations.

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