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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th April 2004

Dilbert//5484, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 20th April 2004


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backs up fake news lake view potential fire place rains real estate charlatan seasonal skylight sweras turning bad into good well written


Official transcript

Dogbert the real estate agent

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE REAL ESTATE AGENT WHEN IT RAINS, THE SEWER BACKS UP AND COVERS THE DRIVEWAY.

LAKE VIEW.

EVERY SPRING, RABID SQUIRRELS RIP OFF HUGE CHUNKS OF THE ROOF TO LOOK FOR FOOD.

SEASONAL SKYLIGHT.

THE DRY BRUSH BEHIND THE HOUSE IS A FIRE HAZARD.

POTENTIAL..

FIRE... PLACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Spring Cleaning"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a real estate agent, providing advice to his client on how to prepare their home for sale. The client is concerned about the presence of squirrels and the potential fire hazard of a dry brush behind the house.

Key Points:

  • Dogbert suggests covering the driveway with a lake view to attract buyers.
  • He recommends removing large chunks of food from the roof to deter squirrels.
  • Dogbert highlights the potential fire hazard of a dry brush behind the house and suggests taking action to mitigate this risk.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of trying to make a house more attractive to potential buyers by highlighting its flaws and suggesting creative solutions. It also touches on the importance of safety and maintenance when it comes to one's home.

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