Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th April 2004

Dilbert//5484, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 20th April 2004

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backs up fake news lake view potential fire place rains real estate charlatan seasonal skylight sweras turning bad into good well written

Official transcript

Dogbert the real estate agent

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE REAL ESTATE AGENT WHEN IT RAINS, THE SEWER BACKS UP AND COVERS THE DRIVEWAY.

LAKE VIEW.

EVERY SPRING, RABID SQUIRRELS RIP OFF HUGE CHUNKS OF THE ROOF TO LOOK FOR FOOD.

SEASONAL SKYLIGHT.

THE DRY BRUSH BEHIND THE HOUSE IS A FIRE HAZARD.

POTENTIAL..

FIRE... PLACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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