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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th May 2004

Dilbert//5499, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 5th May 2004


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meeting with boss stretch first limber muscles strain something stretch


Open source transcript

IM GOING TO A MEETING WITH MY BOSS.

DID YOU STRETCH FIRST?

YOU NEED TO LIMBER UP YOUR LYING MUSCLES OR YOULL STRAIN SOMETHING.

REALLY? THINGS ARE GOING THAT WELL??!

DIDNT STRETCH

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Stretching Debate"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2004, revolves around a meeting between a boss and his employee. The employee asks if they should stretch first, to which the boss responds by asking if they need to limber up their lying muscles or if they'll strain something. The employee then asks if things are going well, and the boss replies, "Didn't stretch." The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation, poking fun at the idea of stretching before a meeting.

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