Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th May 2004

Dilbert//5498, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 4th May 2004

Tags

software faults ship date future development coulumn what to call stuff figuring

Official transcript

We still have too many software faults. We'll miss our ship date. "Move the list of faults to the 'future development' column and ship it."

"90% of this job is figuring out what to call stuff."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE STILL HAVE TOO MANY SOFTWARE FAULTS. WELL MISS OUR SHIP DATE.

MOVE THE LIST OF FAULTS TO THE *FUTURE DEVELOPMENT" COLUMN AND SHIP IT.

90% OF THIS JOB IS FIGURING OUT WHAT TO CALL STUFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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