Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th May 2004

Dilbert//5501, first published 22 years ago on Friday 7th May 2004

Tags

elbonian call center software in stock wear pants porcelain unicorn

Official transcript

Elbonian Call Center "We don't have that software in stock."

"But may I interest you in a set of porcelain unicorn figurines that wear pants?"

"Really? Wow. Your country has way too much money."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EL BONIAN CALL CENTER WE DON'T HAVE THAT SOFTWARE IN STOCK.

BUT MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A SET OF PORCELAIN UNICORN FIGURINES THAT WEAR PANTS?

REALLY? WOW. YOUR COUNTRY HAS WAY TOO MUCH MONEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Unicorn Figurines"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character from the popular "Dilbert" comic strip series, in a humorous exchange with an Elbonian call center representative.
• Dilbert inquires about the availability of software in stock, but the representative's response is unexpected and absurd.
• The representative reveals that they have a set of porcelain unicorn figurines that wear pants, but are unwilling to provide software.
• The exchange is lighthearted and playful, poking fun at the idea of a call center representative being unhelpful and eccentric.

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