Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th May 2004

Dilbert//5502, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 8th May 2004

Tags

american accents dawg in chevy missles cafeteria call center elbonians

Official transcript

Elbonia Call Center

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIAN CALL CENTER REMEMBER TO USE YOUR AMERICAN ACCENTS!

YEE - HAA!! LET'S PUT THE DAWG IN THE CHEVY! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY MISSILES!!

WE ONLY DO IT THAT WAY IN THE CAFETERIA.

OOPS.

SORRY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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