Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th May 2004

Dilbert//5513, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 19th May 2004

Tags

stale dna ceo medical

Official transcript

Our CEO says he wants to change the DNA of this company.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO SAYS HE WANTS TO CHANGE THE DNA OF THIS COMPANY.

WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT SOUNDS MEDICAL. I'M FRIGHTENED.

HOLD ME.

KEEP YOUR STALE DNA AWAY FROM ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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