Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th May 2004

Dilbert//5512, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 18th May 2004

Tags

carol secreatry secret society executive secreataries rule the world own secreatries women meeting take over the world evil overlords business

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO THE SECRET SOCIETY OF EXECUTIVE SECRETARIES.

TODAY WE WILL WREST POWER FROM OUR EVIL OVERLORDS! TOMORROW WE'LL RULE THE WORLD!

THEN CONNIE POINTED OUT THAT WE'D NEED OUR OWN SECRETARIES, AND THE WHOLE THING FELL APART.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Secret Society of Executive Secretaries"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a group of evil overlords who are struggling to find suitable secretaries. They have tried various methods, including:

• Advertising for the position
• Using a headhunter
• Asking their own secretaries to apply

However, all of these efforts have been unsuccessful, and the overlords are at a loss for what to do next. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that even powerful villains can struggle with everyday tasks like finding a good secretary.

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