Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd May 2004

Dilbert//5516, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 22nd May 2004

Tags

dilbert co owrker favor being b=nice nick names spitting on grave not dead

Official transcript

"Hey, Dilby, Dil-boy, Dilly-dally, Dilbo Baggins, Dill Pickle!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, DILBY, DIL-BOY, DILLYDALLY, DILBO BAGGINS, DILL PICKLE!

I NEED A FAVOR.

DOES IT INVOLVE SPITTING ON YOUR GRAVE?

I'M NOT DEAD.

WELL THEN, I GUESS WE BOTH NEED A FAVOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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