Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd May 2004

Dilbert//5517, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 23rd May 2004

Tags

performance review meetings too negative poo posed ideas cold fusion perpetual motion clothes dryer antigravity pants mri vending machine terrible ideas negative attitude tongue scraper

Official transcript

"Performance review"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PERFORMANCE REVIEW PEOPLE SAY YOU'RE TOO NEGATIVE IN MEETINGS.

NEGATIVE?

WHEN?

ACCORDING TO THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT. YOU POO- POOED A NUMBER OF THEIR IDEAS..

THE COLD FUSION SCOOTER, PERPETUAL MOTION CLOTHES DRYER, ANTIGRAVITY PANTS, MRI VENDING MACHINE, THOSE ARE TERRIBLE IDEAS!

NEGATIVE ATTITUDE!!!

GOTTCHA!!!

FROM NOW RE RIGHT.

WILL SUPPORT ALL TERRIBLE IDEAS.

GOOD.

AND THE LIST GOES ON.

IT'S A TONGUE SCRAPER AND A FROZEN FLAGPOLE!

CAN IT BE ELECTRIFIED?

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