Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th May 2004

Dilbert//5518, first published 22 years ago on Monday 24th May 2004

Tags

science of fengshui technical merits witch doctor astrologer cutomer

Official transcript

"Visiting a customer"

"Our office was designed with the science of Feng Shui."

"Should I describe the technical merits of our product or will you be consulting with a witch doctor?"

"Oops. Sorry. That one snuck up on me."

"He's an astrologer, not at witch doctor."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

VISITING A CUSTOMER OUR OFFICE WAS DESIGNED WITH THE SCIENCE OF FENG SHUI.

SHOULD I DESCRIBE THE TECHNICAL MERITS OF OUR PRODUCT OR WILL YOU BE CONSULTING WITH A WITCH DOCTOR?

OOPS. SORRY. THAT ONE SNUCK UP ON ME.

HE'S AN ASTROLOGER, NOT A WITCH DOCTOR.

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