Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th June 2004

Dilbert//5532, first published 22 years ago on Monday 7th June 2004

Tags

prima donna indeispensable being obnoxious undermining authority pants optional zone

Official transcript

"I hired a new Prima Donna. I already hate his guts, but he's indispensable."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A NEW PRIMA DONNA. I ALREADY HATE HIS GUTS, BUT HE'S INDISPENSABLE.

HELL BE DIVIDING HIS TIME BETWEEN BEING OBNOXIOUS AND UNDERMINING MY AUTHORITY.

AND THE RULES DON'T APPLY TO HIM.

I DECLARE THIS A PANTS- OPTIONAL ZONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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