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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th June 2004

Dilbert//5533, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 8th June 2004


Tags

alpha and omega fleer flout gibe indispensable greatness jeer mock no pants scoff sneer technical problem pantless prima donna


Official transcript

"The prima donna"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE PRIMA DONNA BEHOLD MY INDISPENSABLE GREATNESS! NO TECHNICAL PROBLEM CAN THWART ME!

I WEAR NO PANTS, AS PROOF THAT I AM ABOVE THE RULES. I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A SCOFF, JEER, GIBE, MOCK, SNEER, FLEER OR FLOUT?

FLEER, I GUESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Prima Donna"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a character named "The Prima Donna" who is demanding attention and respect from her colleagues.
  • She claims to be above the rules and refuses to wear pants, stating that she is the alpha and omega.
  • The other characters in the strip are skeptical of her claims and try to reason with her.
  • The Prima Donna becomes increasingly agitated and eventually flees the scene.
  • The strip pokes fun at the stereotype of a demanding and entitled individual who expects special treatment.

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