Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th June 2004

Dilbert//5533, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 8th June 2004

Tags

alpha and omega fleer flout gibe indispensable greatness jeer mock no pants scoff sneer technical problem pantless prima donna

Official transcript

"The prima donna"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE PRIMA DONNA BEHOLD MY INDISPENSABLE GREATNESS! NO TECHNICAL PROBLEM CAN THWART ME!

I WEAR NO PANTS, AS PROOF THAT I AM ABOVE THE RULES. I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A SCOFF, JEER, GIBE, MOCK, SNEER, FLEER OR FLOUT?

FLEER, I GUESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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