Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th June 2004

Dilbert//5534, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 9th June 2004

Tags

pantless prima donna alert patent offcie hardware computer technology

Official transcript

"Pantless prima donna"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PANTLESS PRIMA DONNA MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

SILENCE, FOOL!

ALERT THE PATENT OFFICE THAT I AM ABOUT TO BEGIN.

THEY MIGHT WANT TO INCREASE STAFF.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN ON YOUR COMPUTER.

I DON'T DO HARDWARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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