Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th June 2004

Dilbert//5534, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 9th June 2004

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pantless prima donna alert patent offcie hardware computer technology

Official transcript

"Pantless prima donna"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PANTLESS PRIMA DONNA MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

SILENCE, FOOL!

ALERT THE PATENT OFFICE THAT I AM ABOUT TO BEGIN.

THEY MIGHT WANT TO INCREASE STAFF.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN ON YOUR COMPUTER.

I DON'T DO HARDWARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Patent Office Alert"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green shirt and yellow tie, seated at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with Prima Donna, a woman with short hair and a yellow shirt, who is standing in front of him.

• Dilbert asks Prima Donna if she has a question, to which she responds with silence, followed by a statement about alerting the patent office that she is about to begin and they might want to increase staff.
• Dilbert suggests turning on her computer, but Prima Donna declines, stating that she does not do hardware.

The comic strip humorously portrays the absurdity of Prima Donna's statement and Dilbert's reactions to it.

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