Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th June 2004

Dilbert//5536, first published 22 years ago on Friday 11th June 2004

Tags

prima donna never produced anything except arrogance noise ta-da case closed stand behind end sentences

Official transcript

"Asok, I want you to work for the prima donna. Do what ever he tells you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I WANT YOU TO WORK FOR THE PRIMA DONNA. DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU.

MAY I POINT OUT THAT HE HAS NEVER PRODUCED ANYTHING EXCEPT ARROGANCE AND NOISE?

YOU WILL STAND BEHIND ME, AND WHEN I END A SENTENCE, YOU WILL EITHER SAY, "TA-DA" OR "CASE CLOSED." TA-DA

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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