Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th June 2004

Dilbert//5537, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 12th June 2004

Tags

flaming #$%!! email personlaoty really time preson miserable clump decaying compost

Official transcript

"Tina, why did you call me a flaming #%!!?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, WHY DID YOU CALL ME A FLAMING #3%!!?

I'M SO SORRY.

THAT WAS MY EMAIL PERSONALITY. MY REAL-TIME PERSONALITY IS KIND AND GENTLE.

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OKAY.

NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, YOU MISERABLE CLUMP OF DECAYING COMPOST!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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