Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th June 2004

Dilbert//5539, first published 22 years ago on Monday 14th June 2004

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small business need to be paid small man truthful painfully honest

Open source transcript

I OWN A SMALL BUSINESS.

IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT YOU PAY US ON TIME OR ELSE WE'LL GO OUT OF BUSINESS.

AND THEN YOU WOULDN'T EVER NEED TO PAY...

OH, DEAR LORD, WHAT HAVE I SAID?!!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Cost of Being a Small Business Owner"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2004, features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, and his boss, Dogbert, a power-hungry and manipulative character. The strip is divided into three panels, each showcasing a conversation between the two.

Panel 1: Dilbert proudly declares, "I own a small business." Dogbert responds with a sly smile, implying that this status comes with a price.

Panel 2: Dogbert warns Dilbert, "It's imperative that you pay us on time or else we'll go out of business." This statement is a classic example of a common practice in the business world, where larger companies often take advantage of smaller businesses by charging exorbitant fees for services.

Panel 3: Dilbert, realizing the implications of Dogbert's statement, asks, "Oh, dear Lord, what have I said?!" This panel highlights the absurdity of the situation, as Dilbert is now faced with the daunting task of paying his bills on time to avoid going out of business.

Overall: The comic strip cleverly pokes fun at the challenges faced by small business owners, who often struggle to compete with larger corporations. The humor lies in the unexpected twist on the typical business dynamic, where the small business owner is now at the mercy of the larger company. The strip serves as a commentary on the power imbalance between small and large businesses, and the often-unfair practices that can arise from it.

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