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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th June 2004

Dilbert//5538, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 13th June 2004


Tags

balsting music musical choices psychopath egocentric antisocial behavior misguided attempt cognitive dissonance filter perceptions


Open source transcript

EXCUSE ME. MAY I ASK A QUESTION?

YOU'RE BLASTING YOUR MUSIC WHILE YOUR WINDOW IS OPEN, SO I'M WONDERING..

ARE YOU THINKING THAT THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU ARE ENJOYING YOUR MUSICAL CHOICES?

OR ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH, PRONE TO EGOCENTRIC, ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOR?

OR IS IT A DESPERATE, MISGUIDED ATTEMPT TO IMPROVE YOUR ODDS OF FINDING A MATE?

IT'S ACTUALLY A SIMPLE CASE OF PEER IMITATION AND COGNITIVE DISSONANCE THAT CAUSES ME TO SELECTIVELY FILTER MY PERCEPTIONS.

I LIKE THAT SONG.

GREAT! NOW I SUDDENLY HATE IT!

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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