Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th June 2004

Dilbert//5553, first published 22 years ago on Monday 28th June 2004

Tags

hot mess employee magnet for problems wally stalks her

Official transcript

"My life is a rolling disaster."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY LIFE IS A ROLLING DISASTER.

I'M A MAGNET FOR ALL PROBLEMS LEGAL, ARD ROMAN THEDICAL mal: UH-OH...

I SENSE ANOTHER DISASTER BREWING.

SHE'S CUTE. I THINK I'LL STALK HER EVERY DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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