Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th June 2004

Dilbert//5554, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 29th June 2004

Tags

stalk new hire romance plan b demented men

Official transcript

"I'm bored. It's time to stalk the new hire."

"How long is the wait?"

"About forty-five minutes."

"When romance is involved, it's good to have a plan 'B.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M BORED. IT'S TIME TO STALK THE NEW HIRE.

HOW LONG IS THE WAIT?

ABOUT FORTY- FIVE MINUTES.

WHEN ROMANCE IS INVOLVED, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A PLAN "."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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