Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th June 2004

Dilbert//5554, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 29th June 2004

Tags

stalk new hire romance plan b demented men

Official transcript

"I'm bored. It's time to stalk the new hire."

"How long is the wait?"

"About forty-five minutes."

"When romance is involved, it's good to have a plan 'B.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M BORED. IT'S TIME TO STALK THE NEW HIRE.

HOW LONG IS THE WAIT?

ABOUT FORTY- FIVE MINUTES.

WHEN ROMANCE IS INVOLVED, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A PLAN "."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Boredom and Romance"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his witty remarks and sarcastic humor. In this strip, Dilbert is bored and decides to stalk the new hire, which leads to a humorous exchange with his coworkers.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is bored and wants to talk to the new hire.
• He asks his coworkers how long it will take for the new hire to arrive.
• One coworker suggests waiting 45 minutes, but Dilbert is not satisfied with this answer.
• Another coworker suggests that when romance is involved, it's good to have a plan "B."
• The strip ends with Dilbert looking at a clock, implying that he is waiting for the new hire to arrive.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the monotony of office life and the absurdity of Dilbert's behavior. It also highlights the importance of having a plan in place, even when things don't go as expected.

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