Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st July 2004

Dilbert//5556, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 1st July 2004

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stalking new hire date tomorrow employee orientation workplace hazards

Open source transcript

HOW'S YOUR STALKING OF THE NEW HIRE GOING?

WE HAVE A DATE FOR TOMORROW.

SHE'S IN AN EMPLOYEE ORIENTATION MEETING TODAY.

UH-OH.

MODULE FOUR IS ABOUT IDENTIFYING WORKPLACE HAZARDS.

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