Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th June 2004

Dilbert//5555, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 30th June 2004

Tags

wally hits on hire crazy mess problems asks to move in wants dinner

Official transcript

"Your life is a rolling disaster, so I figure I should ask you for a date."

"I'm hoping that the source of your problem is that you consistently make poor choices."

"Maybe you could buy some groceries and make me a nice dinner."

"Would you like to move in with me?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR LIFE IS A ROLLING DISASTER, SO I FIGURE I SHOULD ASK YOU FOR A DATE.

IM HOPING THAT THE SOURCE OF YOUR PROBLEMS IS THAT YOU CONSISTENTLY MAKE POOR CHOICES.

MAYBE YOU COULD BUY SOME GROCERIES AND MAKE ME A NICE DINNER.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE IN WITH ME?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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