Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th June 2004

Dilbert//5555, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 30th June 2004

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wally hits on hire crazy mess problems asks to move in wants dinner

Official transcript

"Your life is a rolling disaster, so I figure I should ask you for a date."

"I'm hoping that the source of your problem is that you consistently make poor choices."

"Maybe you could buy some groceries and make me a nice dinner."

"Would you like to move in with me?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR LIFE IS A ROLLING DISASTER, SO I FIGURE I SHOULD ASK YOU FOR A DATE.

IM HOPING THAT THE SOURCE OF YOUR PROBLEMS IS THAT YOU CONSISTENTLY MAKE POOR CHOICES.

MAYBE YOU COULD BUY SOME GROCERIES AND MAKE ME A NICE DINNER.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE IN WITH ME?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Date with Dilbert"

Summary:

In this 'Dilbert' comic strip, Dilbert's boss asks him out on a date, citing his life as a "rolling disaster" and hoping that the source of his problems is that he consistently makes poor choices. The boss suggests that they could buy some groceries and have a nice dinner together, implying that he wants to help Dilbert improve his situation. Dilbert is hesitant at first but eventually agrees to move in with his boss, suggesting a potential romantic relationship. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of seeking help from someone who may not be the most reliable or trustworthy partner.

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