Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th July 2004

Dilbert//5560, first published 22 years ago on Monday 5th July 2004

Tags

need to talk phone rings time stops frozen look

Official transcript

"Shut the door. We need to talk about what you've done."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SHUT THE DOOR. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

WHAT?!

RING GAAA!!! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING!

WHAT HAVE I DONE??!

HELLO.

MY WATCH STOPPED.

NO, WAIT, I THINK TIME ITSELF STOPPED!!!

NOTE: TIME- FROZEN PEOPLE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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