Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th July 2004

Dilbert//5561, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 6th July 2004

Tags

bad news coming time stopped grows beard eternity later boss forgets

Official transcript

Time has stopped until my boss gives me the bad news that he hinted was coming.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TIME HAS STOPPED UNTIL MY BOSS GIVES ME THE BAD NEWS THAT HE HINTED WAS COMING.

MAYBE I'LL USE THE TIME TO INVENT A NEW LANGUAGE AND GROW A BEARD.

AN ETERNITY LATER EE-YO NEBAB WANPONI GREP.

I FORGOT WHYI WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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