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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th July 2004

Dilbert//5567, first published 22 years ago on Monday 12th July 2004


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no written objectives free to help personal philosophy


Official transcript

I'm cruising into my fifth month with no written objectives.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M CRUISING INTO MY FIFTH MONTH WITH NO WRITTEN OBJECTIVES.

SOME PHILOSOPHERS WOULD SAY THAT HAVING NO OBJECTIVES MEANS IM FREE TO HELP ANY TEAM THAT ASKS.

MY PERSONAL PHILOSOPHY IS MORE ALONG THE LINES OF HIDING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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