Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th July 2004

Dilbert//5566, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 11th July 2004

Tags

300 year lifespan gullible nebula job outsourced relocate severance package spaceship detsroyed

Open source transcript

. THIS IS PROXIS.

I RECRUITED HIM FROM THE GULLIBLE NEBULA.

I CONVINCED HIM TO RELOCATE HIS FAMILY.

MY SPACESHIP WAS DESTROYED DURING THE LANDING, BUT THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

I EXPECT TO WORK HERE FOR THE REST OF MY 300-YEAR LIFESPAN.

THAT REMINDS ME: WE NEED TO TALK.

HELLO.

YOUR JOB FUNCTION HAS BEEN OUTSOURCED.

I HAVE TO LET YOU GO.

YOUR SEVERANCE PACKAGE IS: I GRAB YOU BY THE SNOUT AND FLING YOU ONTO THE SIDEWALK.

MAY I USE YOU AS A REFERENCE?

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