Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th July 2004

Dilbert//5569, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 14th July 2004

Tags

negotaiating have other offers phraseology ordered to lie

Open source transcript

NEGOTIATING I'VE BEEN AUTORIZED TO TELL YOU THAT WE HAVE OTHER OFFERS.

I CAN TELL FROM YOUR PHRASEOLOGY THAT YOUVE BEEN ORDERED TO LIE AND YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT IT.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

THERE IT IS AGAIN!

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