Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th July 2004

Dilbert//5570, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 15th July 2004

Tags

negotiating opening offer lots of better offers ruining everything

Open source transcript

NEGOTIATING MY OPENING OFFER IS...

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. WE ACCEPT YOUR OFFER!!!

I HAVEN'T SAID THE OFFER.

I MEAN, WE HAVE LOTS OF OTHER OFFERS THAT ARE BETTER.

YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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