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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th July 2004

Dilbert//5570, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 15th July 2004


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negotiating opening offer lots of better offers ruining everything


Open source transcript

NEGOTIATING MY OPENING OFFER IS...

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. WE ACCEPT YOUR OFFER!!!

I HAVEN'T SAID THE OFFER.

I MEAN, WE HAVE LOTS OF OTHER OFFERS THAT ARE BETTER.

YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Negotiating"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a negotiation between two men, with the first man presenting an opening offer.
  • The second man responds by accepting the offer, but then ruins everything by stating that he has better offers.
  • The first man is left frustrated and disappointed, as his initial offer was rejected in favor of a supposedly superior alternative.
  • The comic strip highlights the challenges and frustrations of negotiation, where even a seemingly successful outcome can be undone by a single comment or action.

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