Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th July 2004

Dilbert//5572, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 17th July 2004

Tags

stock plunged acquire compnay few shares sit in cubicle

Official transcript

Your stock just plunged on the news that you're going to acquire another company.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR STOCK JUST PLUNGED ON THE NEWS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO ACQUIRE ANOTHER COMPANY.

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT YOUR STOCK GOES DOWN WHENEVER YOU DO ANYTHING?

I'LL BUY A FEW SHARES IF YOU'LL AGREE TO SIT MOTIONLESSLY IN YOUR CUBICLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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