Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th July 2004

Dilbert//5571, first published 22 years ago on Friday 16th July 2004

Tags

negotiations legal liabilities revenue patents public credit dig swimming pool use spoon

Open source transcript

NEGOTIATIONS SO FAR WE'VE AGREED THAT MY COMPANY WILL TAKE ALL THE EXPENSES AND LEGAL LIABILITIES.

YOUR COMPANY WILL TAKE ALL OF THE REVENUE, PATENTS AND PUBLIC CREDIT.

BUT WHERE IT SAYS I'LL DIG YOU A SWIMMING POOL WITH MY BARE HANDS, I WILL NOT DO THAT.

YOU WIN! YOU CAN USE A SPOON.

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