Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th July 2004

Dilbert//5571, first published 22 years ago on Friday 16th July 2004

Tags

negotiations legal liabilities revenue patents public credit dig swimming pool use spoon

Open source transcript

NEGOTIATIONS SO FAR WE'VE AGREED THAT MY COMPANY WILL TAKE ALL THE EXPENSES AND LEGAL LIABILITIES.

YOUR COMPANY WILL TAKE ALL OF THE REVENUE, PATENTS AND PUBLIC CREDIT.

BUT WHERE IT SAYS I'LL DIG YOU A SWIMMING POOL WITH MY BARE HANDS, I WILL NOT DO THAT.

YOU WIN! YOU CAN USE A SPOON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Negotiations"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between two men, likely a CEO and a lawyer, engaged in negotiations. The CEO is adamant that his company will take all expenses and legal liabilities, while the lawyer is determined to use a spoon as a weapon.

Key Points:

• The CEO insists that his company will assume all expenses and legal liabilities.
• The lawyer threatens to use a spoon as a weapon if the CEO does not agree to his terms.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation, with the lawyer's unconventional approach to negotiation.

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