Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th July 2004

Dilbert//5574, first published 22 years ago on Monday 19th July 2004

Tags

hairball stock options evil director human resources bous system kindness of management business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES STOCK OPTIONS WILL BE REPLACED WITH A BONUS SYSTEM.

50... NOW MY HAPPINESS DEPENDS ON THE KINDNESS OF MANAGEMENT INSTEAD OF THE GULLIBILITY OF OUR INVESTORS?

ALLOW ME TO RESPOND BY HACKING A HAIRBALL IN YOUR DIRECTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hacking a Hairball"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting of the Evil Director of Human Resources, Catbert, and his investors. The conversation revolves around the replacement of stock options with a bonus system, which Catbert believes will increase the investors' happiness. However, one investor suggests hacking a hairball in Catbert's direction as a response. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate decision-making and the creative ways people might react to it.

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