Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th July 2004

Dilbert//5574, first published 22 years ago on Monday 19th July 2004

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hairball stock options evil director human resources bous system kindness of management business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES STOCK OPTIONS WILL BE REPLACED WITH A BONUS SYSTEM.

50... NOW MY HAPPINESS DEPENDS ON THE KINDNESS OF MANAGEMENT INSTEAD OF THE GULLIBILITY OF OUR INVESTORS?

ALLOW ME TO RESPOND BY HACKING A HAIRBALL IN YOUR DIRECTION.

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