Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th July 2004

Dilbert//5575, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 20th July 2004

Tags

trained employees feral employees in alley animals creamer crouched

Open source transcript

WE CANT AFFORD TO HIRE ANY TRAINED EMPLOYEES.

HIRE FERAL EMPLOYEES.

WHERE DO I FIND FERAL EMPLOYEES?

I SAW SOME IN THE ALLEY.

WHO WANTS A CREAMER?

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